Tosser

British slang for someone typically a male, who is suspected of materbating too much.

Harry: So did you watch The Hills last night?
Hermoine: Spencer is such a tosser.

by Sprytly December 8, 2009

tossmonger

1. The name given to a person when they will not share their secrets with others.

Rachael is such a tossmonger for not telling me who sells sea shells by the sea shore.

by GalenUK October 15, 2007

Tossing pancakes

The act of violently kicking and or throwing an object across the room due to anger.

Man that dude is tossing pancakes

by jd2456 April 11, 2011

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

Tossfuck

Amalgamation of the classic insults "Tosser" and "Fuckup".
Typically used when expressing displeasure at another persons actions which have impacted negatively upon you.
And/or someone who performs such actions with regularity

What was that for you litte tossfuck!?
OMG you are such a tossfuck!
Get out of my way you tossfucking little shit!

by Chevron May 19, 2004

tossdasalad

wenlicking a girls ass.

wen u tella girl to bend over and lick thier butthole or slanf terms thier asscrack..

by baba September 5, 2003

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008