throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.

Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.

by Kingjaba November 3, 2016

Car throttle

A sick car youtuber who does loads of mods

Let’s go watch car throttle

by Me lil j December 14, 2018

Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.

It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!

by Kevin July 26, 2004

throatum

the fleshy patch of skin that covers your adams apple. Guys only...

Shit, mikes got a nice throatum...

by Mark C. McKenna September 5, 2010

Throfting

The act of steaming milk for a latte.

When throfting milk for a latte make sure you don't over heat it. I usually throft the milk first and then add the espresso to the fluffy milk.

by Big jcp September 14, 2011