soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

hot zima soup

A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.

The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup

by Carlos Spicywiener January 8, 2010

Soup Sandwich

A soup sandwich can be a very messy cuisine option unless you use a bread bowl in which case is most definitely a sandwich.

cream of broccoli in a whole wheat bread bowl is a Soup sandwich

by G-baller June 2, 2011

Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

by Brian Poontang June 8, 2014

Good soup

The act of puking onto a female’s genitalia then proceeding to perform in the act of cunnilingus.

Person1: Dude i just gave a girl some “good soup”
Person2: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Son of Hades December 13, 2021

Duck Soup

When you are excessively sweaty (preferrably upon finishing at the gym), you take your hand and use it to accumulate the sweat from your testicles and wipe your hand on a friend's face.

Guy 1: "Dude, that was an awesome work out!"
Guy 2: "Man you're so sweaty though"
*Guy 1 performs duck soup*
Guy 1: "What the fuck dude, duck soup is so nasty!"

by Umnothanksman October 17, 2008

Royco Cup a Soup

The creepiest thing you will ever see on YouTube.

Go to Youtube and Type in Royco Cup a Soup and click the picture with a cartoony picture.

by Mr.Short March 11, 2010