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furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
by Critikale May 18, 2018
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Avocado Socialist

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.
by Funnel Music October 3, 2019
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anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
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Loud Social

When people use social media to try to embarrass or trap someone. Putting someone on blast or trolling comments.
That Jabroni tried to put me on Loud Social, but I saw what they were doing.
by jahmai September 11, 2020
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Supernatural Socialist Party

The Supernatural Socialist Party, shortened as SNSP, is a hypothetical political party that follows supernatural leftism and opposes awtokism, speciesism, positivism, capitalism and fascism. SNSP is opposition of NSPUSA and wants to build a better world for supernaturals (mythicals) and humans.
"The Supernatural Socialist Party is literally the NSPUSA of supernatural people."
by Full Monteirism January 3, 2021
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Bi-social

A questioning stage of bisexuality.

BI-SOCIAL IS A SEXUALITY!!!!!!!
Girl 1: So, who do you like?
Girl 2: I used to like Ben but now I might like Stacie.
Girl 1: So, you are bi?
Girl 2: I am unsure at the moment so I call my bi-social!
by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 9, 2021
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