Grass Under the Sea 

What autistic gay people who aren't very smart (aka fucking stupid) call kale

Heyyyy Grass Under the Sea

Grass Under the Sea by Grass Under the Sea February 1, 2019

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea 

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2012

chicken of the sea 

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

chicken of the sea by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.

Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing by T Koenig April 1, 2009

Find the Sea Cucumber 

When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.

Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!

Find the Sea Cucumber by Sanjiia November 11, 2009

deep sea diving

To stick one's entire cranium into the vaginal orifice of a female (or I guess a hermaphrodite.)

Did you see that guy go deep sea diving on that big-hips chick? I DID LOLOLOLOL.

deep sea diving by Deepseadiverextraordinaire May 15, 2006

Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

Zombie Army Under The Sea by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003