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Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough
Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it
by Chawalabee February 1, 2022
mugGet the Speed boofingmug.

Speed Bag The Pickle

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
mugGet the Speed Bag The Picklemug.

Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”
Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?
by TrippT June 27, 2023
mugGet the Not of speedmug.

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010
mugGet the Spite Speedmug.

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.
I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work
by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022
mugGet the Speed bumpsmug.

Speed Changer

A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.
I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.
by Irish potato August 13, 2014
mugGet the Speed Changermug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...
by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025
mugGet the Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...mug.

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