French Speed Eating

When you swallow as many clumps of anal lubricant gel you can before dying or throwing up

J: “Dude, you know how dangerous French Speed Eating is?”
D: “You only live twice!”

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Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed

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The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.

Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"

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When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate

Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

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(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

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When you start dabbing with all power and speed

Oh shoot he going ultimate dab speed.

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