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Steel Wool Slip-and-slide

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010
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The Appleton Slide

A sex act where a Cleveland Steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. The receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. If the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.
Ben - I gave your Mom a Cleveland Steamer yesterday and she loved it.
Nate - That shit is for amateurs! I gave your Mom the Appleton Slide! BTW, can you please go take the bag off her head? I forgot to do that...
by Dirty Sanchezzzzz June 6, 2013
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(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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Cincinnati Water Slide

When you piss on a thot hookers fake tits and spit a loogie into your stream so it waterslides down her cleavage.
"Dude, I gave this thot the best Cincinnati Water Slide of her life with my accuracy, when the loogie hit I came like a fire extinguisher"
by Wraith FourTwenty February 19, 2017
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Ride and slide

Woman's version of one night stand

Woman's version of pump and dump
"He was a ride and slide last night!"
by Billichix October 7, 2017
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Tip 'n' Slide

Multiple sweaty men lay down on their backs fully erect with their legs slightly open with the top of their heads touching the next persons groin. Another slides along the bodies on their bum getting just the tip of the erect penises to penetrate the anus.
I once knew a gay who got 3 tips in the Tip 'n' Slide
by Just The Shaft December 12, 2017
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