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Sneaky Jack 

When a guy jacks off in bed while his partner is asleep
Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"

Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"
Sneaky Jack by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010

Sneaky Suck 

The Sneaky Suck is a blowjob given to you in a public space discreetly. The most common way of performing the sneaky suck is by giving the blowjob under a table. The sneaky suck is commonly spelt "Sneeky Succ".
Derek - me and becca performed the Sneaky Suck in the movies last night
Tom - what row were you in?
Derek - Front row
Tom - you're such a savage.
Sneaky Suck by gag&shag October 10, 2017

Slippery Sneaker

When a female covers a shoe in lubricants than uses it to masturbate.
The girl couldnt get any so she used a slippery sneaker
Slippery Sneaker by rmanizzle June 30, 2006

snake sneaky infection 

infection of the tip of your penis puss and blue mold and scaring of the fore skin of the penis
sorry sir you got snake sneaky infection

sneaky sneaky 

when you are with you're loved one
and you get a bit frisky you are being sneaky sneaky!!
how was the sneakyness last nite?
sneaky sneaky by lou December 10, 2003

Sneaker Pimp 

Synonym for "Sneaker Head", this refers to one's appreciation for foot apparel. Generally, it is assumed such apparel is of an urban nature, such as Jordans, Nike Air Force Ones, Nike Air Max, and even many varieties of Adidas sported by Hip Hop acts of the late 1980s and early 1990s. In special circumstances, an urban gentleman with a pension for more formal foot attire may be considered a Sneaker Pimp, but only if his collection also includes one or more of the above-mentioned varieties as well.
Paul gasped at the realization that he had become a Sneaker Pimp when he couldn't fit another box of Air Max 95's in his closet.
Sneaker Pimp by Felt_Chicago August 25, 2008