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P2P Pressure

Peer pressure, given over peer 2 peer file sharing software with chatrooms.
After admitting he had given up smoking the day before, I P2P Pressured him into buying a pack of cigarettes, in the chatrooms of soulseek.
by Desecration-Smile July 26, 2010
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D-pression

The sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger boobs than she.
Sally: Hey! Do you know what's been wrong with Carol lately?
Amanda: Have you seen her daughter?
Sally: No. Why?
Amanda: Carol's in some major D-pression.
by rainbowbunnyface June 11, 2011
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All Round Pressure Club

The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.

The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.

"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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High blood pressure titties

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties
by megoguhrl May 6, 2011
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prassy

a wimpish man or person
usually a man that is victim of his wife "wearing the trousers"
also someone that is afraid to do anything out of the order
"oh just run across the road!, youre such a prassy!"
by mandell October 13, 2007
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pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.
She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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