potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

Potato-ing

Slang Verb "To potato"

When an animal, usually a cat, lays on their back with legs splayed out, seemingly relaxed and comfortable. They may or may not be performing the "belly trap" in an attempt to lure an unsuspecting human in, and tear their limb off.

"Aww, look the cat is potato-ing again."
"Don't pet her tummy, it's a trap"

by FlametheSeraph January 27, 2019

Potato_Boy29

A fucking dumbass who makes the worst jokes ever. Cries when someone makes a joke about him. Also known as a pussy with a small penis, since these type of people love making the worst jokes.

Anyone who makes the worst jokes and cries when someone makes a joke about them is a Potato_Boy29 and has a small penis

by Opama July 14, 2020

Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

potato berry

She's an amazing gachatuber! shes really nice to her fans and yet she is underrated subscribe to her! she's also part of the amazing gacha gang!

woah potato berry is so cool and underrated

by Braelynn Valentine November 5, 2020

Potato Peeler

to eat your own farts

Olivia: Lily and Emma, are you guys Potato Peeler s?
Lily: No
Emma: Yes
Olivia: It means to eat your own farts
Lily and Emma: Oh LOL no I don't peel potatoes

by livysalvatore49 July 6, 2021

Potato Head

one who allows the mass between his ears to boil, soften and become mashed.

Smart? Oh really? Well, I think he is just a potato head.

by Pebbles Marin March 6, 2005