Plastapuss

Artificial pussy. Sex changes pussy. Plastic surgeon created pussy

She's not a real girl, she's a plastapuss

by Dru Davis July 18, 2023

Plastigaitir

Plastigaitir

A plastigaitir is a undercover informant whose invades your space intentionally where it is expected that you have peace & quiet & privacy rights. Most often individuals present covered in filth & squawalar, or acting upon representative of a vendor repairman contractor

by aMEALyas MILLer July 30, 2023

Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.

Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven

by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023