colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

Pandahorse

Being so fat that you can't fit through doorways, you can not be described as a cow,whale,walrus, or and other large animal so you combine a panda and a horse to get the Pandahorse.

Hahaha Hunter your mom is so fat she is a pandahorse

Hunter: Yeah I know xD

by hsddhsd October 29, 2010

Panda

A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.

I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.

by Marsupial1/2*2 June 2, 2011

panda

adderall

We each ate a few pandas and wandered around all night, trying to figure out the meaning of life, but mainly just apologizing for cutting each other off too much.

by prozak42 November 14, 2011

panda

a black male that prefers white females.

The equivalent of a 'snow bunny'

That guy only dates white girls, he's a panda

by pandasRus August 9, 2012

panda-pop

the feelings of umitaged love to one person...emily...the most wonderous personin the world..also the most beautliful..panda-pop transends love

i panda-pop you emily

by M January 3, 2005

Paddy

Paddy originated from the irish hills was found by jmoo and taken to the lowly town of sheringham in which he was greeted with gifts of gold frankinsence and cheese! he was to turn on the christmas lights but when he got on the stage he began masterbating and cam all over the croud!
Paddy now means
1) offensive slang for a gay person
2) a wank
3) a very small penis

1) Shut up you stupid paddy
2) hes just had a paddy in the loo
3) god hes got a paddy

by Niallb December 1, 2004