Obama

The one true savior, a god amung men. He led humanity into its golden age by destroying their economy, which led to humanity’s greatest accomplishment: Obamacare. Only men with true culture can follow his teachings to their fullest, as the weaklings disintegrate when touching the Obambible, our holy scripture. He may have ruined America, but he has led our people to true peak human evolution.

“Oh **** I stumped my toe!”

“Let us prey to our holy lord for salvation”
“Yes, lets”
*chanting*
“Obama Obama give us our daily bread”
“Lead us from temptation and to your precious Obamacare”
*speaking normally again*
“Oh wow do you hear that in the walls?”

*puts war against wall*
*chuckles* “YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMRALDS?”

by Lawandordercriminaljustice November 23, 2018

Obamacracy

Under the guise of democracy, Obama has turned our nations politcal system into HIS vision where everything is done the way he & the rest of the democratic party want it done, with no bi-partisanship, no questions asked & regardless of what the people OF THIS COUNTRY want!!!

People are so blind as to what Obama is doing to this country. Its an Obamacracynot a democracy!! Obama can do no wrong in his sheeple's eyes

by J DIZZLE BIZZLE April 18, 2009

Obamacan

A traditionally Republican voter in an open-primary state who crosses party lines on primary-election day for the sole purpose of skewing the balance of delegates to the 2008 Democratic National Convention toward Barack Obama, not because they support the notion of an Obama presidency but because they dread the notion of a Hillary Clinton presidency; a Republican short-term infiltrator into the 2008 Democratic primary process whose mission it is to stack the deck in favor of the weaker and/or less objectionable Democratic candidate in order to eliminate the stronger candidate from the running and then continue with business as usual, voting for the Republican candidate in November.

The sign on the precinct door read, "Attention Republicans: You can become an 'Obamacan' for a day! Ask for a Democratic ballot and get Hillary out of the picture NOW. You're free to vote Republican as usual in the November election."

by Khrysso LeFey March 2, 2008

Obama's Bowling Score

A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.

Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."

by whtthldbttrdntlk March 24, 2009

obamagasm

what happened when obama was promoted to president. this can fit also to bush (bushgasm) or any person.

today (november 5) is a prime example. when told he just won the presidency he had an obamagasm.

by garyyow March 18, 2009

obama

a cleaned shaved vagina, to have removed all pubic hair.
obama to remove your "Bush"

Do you keep a full bush or is your pussy obama.

by Fastest322 January 26, 2009