Oaklens

Help you see if you have bad eye sight

Joe wanted to play baseball but he had bad eyesight so he used oaklens

by Juan Jesus jr August 5, 2017

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oakeshotting

Slang for telling lies. Synonymous with telling porkies.

Girl: I swear the documents were only sitting in my attic.

Guy: Sure, Isabel... you're just oakeshotting now!

by isabeloakeshottismybae June 20, 2018

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Da premium (and premium-PRICED) brand of moo-juice dat your roomie always insists on choosing at da supermarket, and you (A) cannot for da life of you tell any difference in taste from just da regular $1.23-cheaper-per-gallon ($4.99 vs. da $3.76 state-minimum price) "generic" store brand, and (B) always have to end up buying full gallon-jugs (even if there was only a small amount left in da bottle to begin with) of said outrageously-priced premium-brand milk for said roomie whenever you drank his up because you were absolutely crazy-thirsty and da supermarket was closed at da time.

I try to tell my roomie dat da store-brand of milk is actually identical to his confounded Oakcursed brand; the jug just gets slapped wid a different label --- "It's all just da same milk from da same farms and comes from da very same creamery, Dude --- you're just payin' extra fer da premium name!" --- but he won't listen... claims dat "da generic stuff is nasty", whereas da premium brand "tastes a lot fresher and more flavorful". Yeah, right --- just like "da old records sound better", as opposed to da modern CDs dat were made from da very same master-tapes! :P :P

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

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