mississippi noodler

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

by hopkins and cruz January 3, 2010

dome noodles

noun.
brain matter, often resembling wet, squishy noodles

Jerry the Zombie: I'm starving.
Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?

Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.

by Elegantvariant July 12, 2010

Tuna Noodle Casserole

When you think a chick is not hygienic in the nether region.
Should not be performed on women over 40... not cool.
Use caution. An exaggerated 'Cough' should cover for you.
Also, you may use words like, "Albacore!" Cough~
-or- "Parmesan Fish!" Cough~

You see a chick that doesn't looks like she takes care of herself and yell, "Tuna Noodle Casserole!"
Do not look them in the eye!

by CaptainCrook1 October 17, 2012

Dusty Noodles

A safe word for Deez Nuts

Brooooo I gave her Dusty Noodles last night, pull out game weak...

by Bing Bing Bong Bong August 19, 2016

dumbass noodle

A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."

Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.

Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!

Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO

by wutdouwant February 1, 2018

Instant Noodles

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.

Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.

by Samooooooo May 19, 2020

one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

by B ridin November 7, 2007