meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004

Making Coffee

Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals.

I made coffee last night with my boyfriend.

by Kahleeshma November 22, 2003

Merkin

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.

Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.

by skankyk May 17, 2011

Meeking

When a person gets upset at you for not tweeting them, liking their Facebook/IG photo, sharing their post, texting them back, or calling them back. They tend to go on a rant about you, wither telling all your business or making ish up

Guy:yo why didn't you tweet out my mixtape?!

You:because it wasn't that good

Guy:alright be on Twitter tonight!

You:oh comn don't go meeking on me!

by 08e08 September 2, 2015

I was just making a comment, Marguerite

Phrase you say after you say something offensive and the other person gets angry.

Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.

by cykh June 21, 2011

Making BaNk

to kill a high number of players on the opposing team

with my chopper gunner, I'm going to be making BaNk!

by rooptown February 4, 2010