Michael Badnarik

The only respectable presidential candidate running in 2004.

Michael Badnarik is a Libertarian; therefore, he thinks.

by Someone who actually knows what they're talking about October 6, 2004

Mitchell Davis

A famous YouTuber who's very creative. Designs shirts, wears V-necks, photographer, just pure amazing. He's 19 and lives in Ohio. He's also very attractive! He's really random. Like KanYe West. www.youtube.com/user/livelavalive

"You're really cool, just like Mitchell Davis."

by elephantluvr July 4, 2009

Mitchell Henderson

The original an hero.
After someone stole his ipod, he committed suicide (presumably by shooting himself). After his death, a friend wrote a poem and posted it on myspace. The poem kept referring to him as "an hero." This repeated misspelling resulted the internet laughing, then using the term "an hero" to describe anyone who commits suicide.

Hey guys! I'm selling Mitchell Henderson's ipod on ebay!

by Skwerlly May 18, 2008

matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.

Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.

by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010

Michael Richards

"Kramer" from Seinfeld that got grilled for saying a word black people say 20 times an an hour.

Michael Richards: He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!

by Adrian January 10, 2007

Michael

Michael is the most sexy person you will ever meet. He is the perfect guy. Understanding, absolutely jacked, kind, funny, and loves memes. When you ladies encounter a michael, you are immediately attracted to his erotic physique.

Look at Michael, that sexy fucker

by Olafmy Friendsrgay April 22, 2020