lobcock

When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"

My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !

by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009

lobster claw

A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster

"I can't shake his hand, what, with that lobster claw of his?!"

by Arjay December 6, 2003

hobby lobby

A woman's vagina.

I kicked that bitch right in the hobby lobby.

by comicref June 30, 2014

lobo

An Asshole on the T/T forum that goes around ripping the piss out of everyone for his own sick enjoyment.

Why is Lobo so cruel to everyone? *sobs*

by Swift January 7, 2004

Louisiana Lobster Rocket

The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).

Dude!!!! I wanna give her a louisiana lobster rocket. - example

by Don Urbanpowder December 10, 2008

lobster claw

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007

Rock Lobster

greatest song by the b52's, besides love shack

b52's sing lots of crazy songs like rock lobster

by nico January 22, 2005