Joey

A female browsing urban dictionary to find a female variant definition of Joey but all they find is just “he” that and “him” there.

What you thought this was an actual definition?

I keep telling people in ice homies about how there are no definitions of Joey that fit ME.

by MotherLuigi September 22, 2020

joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean

"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"

by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017

hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo

some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex

Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice

by Mario51309 April 4, 2022

Joey Logano

When someone does something so incredibly childish but they are a grown ass adult

Dude 1: dude gimmie back my credit card I gotta get the new DLC

Dude 2: *whines* no fairrrr I wanna buy Starbucks but I’m broke

Dude 1: bro stop acting like Joey Logano when he doesn’t win a race

by Ghost Leviathan June 20, 2022

Joey

The guy who impacted your life in a major way but doesn't remember

Guy 1: Hey Man you completely changed my life last year
Guy 2: Damn I barely remember, am I your Joey?

by SadnessIsI December 13, 2020

Joey

A sanity dark boy anorexic who is a good dancer but a fashion expert who is the life of a party sometimes a pain in the ass and sassy

Joey!!! The drama king

by Stereotyping January 1, 2020

Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024