January 2021

The first month of 2021!!! Has its ups and downs to a start of a year of recovery. First, that stupid coronavirus and its vaccine, second, the storming of the US captiol, then comes Biden's Inaguration! Remember that things didn't instantly go back to normal as soon as it became 2021

It's February 1st, 2021! What will happen in the second month of 2021? Maybe what happened in January 2021 but not politics

by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021

no juul january

no juuling in january hoes

no juul january

by _kamryn December 1, 2018

January 21

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020

January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day

Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”

by anonymous December 7, 2020

jangular

it is everything and everywhere, it can be used in any sentance replacing any noun. It can only be seen by the naked eye, and can be used to describe anything.

my jangular itches
yo dude! look at this jangular
this jangular is huge, dude!
put your jangular away sir!

by jantastilick December 20, 2010

January 32nd

National ignore a friend day
On January 32nd you can ignore a friend and not get in trouble because if someone comes to give out to you, tell them its national ignore a friend day

Friend: Hey wanna come to my house after school

You: …
Friend: Hello?
You: …
Friend: Ohhhhh its January 32nd

by Dates_That_Dont_Exist November 2, 2019