flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus October 05, 2015
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Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.
Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!
by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021
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Hayley Woods

A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!
hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg
by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 06, 2019
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Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood»

Essentially, a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man who frequently handles male genetalia, usually with stangers. Often used in a derogatory matter.
Your mom is a proffesional wood holder fam. In fact, she held my wood last weekend.
by Bigmantingv September 26, 2022
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Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
by Epitemisis June 30, 2017
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Riley woods

Someone who knows dam well that you are in love with someone and he takes her away from your arms, so now you and and you used to be bff don't hang out anymore
by Resinatedhalo45 July 14, 2022
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wood wedgie

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"
by Sidrox September 11, 2011
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