hypocondria

A mental malady whereby one greatly fears being flimflammed at any time.

Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!

by QuacksO June 29, 2021

Hypoc'd

When you order food for a group of people and all of the food arrives except for your own.

"Bro where are my chicken nuggets?"

"Oh man you've been Hypoc'd"

by MitchManIE July 3, 2021

Hypocrisy

The act of calling others out for their wrongdoings whilst commiting the same wrongdoings themselves.

See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user

SJW: Stop calling Arabs terrorists, it's making me cry!

Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.

Hypocrisy

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

Hypocrite

Something no one is allowed to be except myself.

A hypocrite.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Hypoween

A Halloween party for the people in the hype group chat

Are you coming to hypoween?

by Byustudent101 October 27, 2021

hypocrit

A person who doesn't like what other people do even though they do it themselves. Usually has biased opinions.

Logan is hypocritical.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021