Hookercoon

The way a girl looks when she gets out of the shower and all her mascara and eyeliner is piled under her eyes, making her look like a hooker mixed with a raccoon. Thus, hookercoon.

"Hey, is my makeup running?"

"Yeah, you look like a total hookercoon."

by elizard_28 September 1, 2013

Hooded Homie

A guy who isn't circumcised.

"Hey what is that extra skin covering the tip of your penis?"

"Oh, I'm a hooded homie, it's my foreskin."

by turtlePies May 1, 2014

hoevelations

The almighty almanac for hoes old and new.
This is where they draw their hoefully awesome powers.
Hoetiquette and hoe rights are included in all versions of the hoevelations.

She must read the hoevelations that one!

by jungirlist July 22, 2014

Hooke’s law

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

by de Broglie November 2, 2017

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021

hoogeveen process

hoogeveen process word gebruikt om aflijding te maken in de klas metaal bewerking
meestal word er dan kanker veel lawaai gemaakt en is de hele klas facking druk
puur omdat 1 kanker autist niet kan lesen of spellen

wij gaan bij metaal bewerking leren over het hoogeveen process

by hoogeveen process uitvinder March 30, 2022

Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

by ericinnes April 1, 2011