Hipnoes

Classification given to a specific type of individual in San Francisco. A cross between a "hipster" and "Noe Valley Soccer mom/dad".

I went to have coffee today and the shop was filled with hipnoes.

by Wolf Wolf Patti August 12, 2014

hippocrispy

when you say the wrong thing at the wrong time

a faux pas, a mistake, a blunder

sentence - "I had a big hippocrispy today"

example 1-
Beth: "wow that painting is so ugly"
Suzy: "that's mine"
Beth: "omg!!!! I'm so sorry!! What a hippocrispy"

example 2-
Bill: *trying to read the word hypocrisy during a speech* "hippocrispy"

Jeremy: "Bill! That's not how you pronounce that word!! What a hippocrispy!!"

by bburns July 29, 2016

hippocrip

That one fat ass gang member.

Ex.1-Hurry your fat ass up, you fucking hippocrip.
Ex.2-If you keep eating like that, you will turn into a hippocrip.

by Pseudo pseudo October 9, 2019

Hippo Chad

A Hippo that is a Chad. It likes to be fed pizza and spaghetti. It dislikes cilk, in fact, when someone fed him cilk, he straight up killed them.

Person A: I am going to feed Hippo Chad
Person B: Just don’t feed him cilk!

by THEDOOMSLAYERGUY April 18, 2021

undercover hippo

An obese woman spying on her husband

When I looked out my window I saw an undercover hippo peeking into someone's motorhome.

by topless clown spanker July 5, 2009

Anorexic hippo

a person usually named dylan

omg dylan is literally an anorexic hippo

by Lucas123456 March 5, 2017

Coffee-loving Grammar-Nazi Hippie

An individual who consumes disgusting amounts of coffee to appear "hip" while also pointing out the grammar mistakes in the facebook wall posts of others. And they refuse to wear shoes inside of restaurants and other areas in the public sphere. Also, personal hygiene is not one of their strong points.

Guy 1: Dude, Whittney pointed out my bad grammar on facebook.
Guy 2: Don't worry, she's just a coffee-loving grammar-nazi hippie.

by DollaBillz November 16, 2007