Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Fuckendipity

The opposite of serendipity; an uncanny confluence of unhelpful forces or events.

What exactly did I do to deserve this level of Fuckendipity?

by Verden Smith June 15, 2019

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

Fucked ass up

The next level beyond being fucked up.

I don’t know how I woke up naked in my ex girlfriends bed, I must have been fucked ass up.

by RockyTop931 October 16, 2019

Fucked the Cat

Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up

Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one

by KolbyBryan November 27, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019