Florida

Hell on earth.
The people are crazy there.
There its 10000 degrees 24/7.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Juan: Oye compadre! ¿Remember when we lived in Florida?
Santiago: *War Flashbacks*
Juan: Bro? Estas alright?
Santiago: ...
Juan: Comp-
Santiago: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN SOCIETY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM GOING TO BREAK IN SOMEONES HOUSE AND COOK MY BREAKFAST IN THERE! IM GONNA DRINK 7.12 GALLONS OF COOKING OIL! IDGAF ABOUT MY OR ANYONE LIFE! IM GONNA HIJACK A BUS AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO WHICH IS 3.574 MILES FROM HERE!
Juan: He's gone full loco! He's even using the imperial system!

by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021

Floorism

Floorism. We believe everythings a floor

"See that guy over there? He believes in floorism. He believes everyhing is a floor! He thinks a wall is a vertical floor!"

by anonymous May 8, 2021

floorism

The belief that everything in the world is part of the floor

"hey, what's floorism?"
"See that wall over there? It was once part of the floor."

by Unk0wn May 8, 2021

Floismus

A small cult for the Lord and savior Flo.
Members of the Floismus Love Flo and Are thankful that Lord Flo always protects and helps them trough hard times.

Wow that person Looks so happy.
Of course! They are part of Floismus.

by hafti abi May 17, 2021

flori

this person is very kind and pretty, they also care about feelings unlike celerys.

flori is so cool dude they made me feel better after i ranted!!

by brainsplatt3r May 19, 2021

floridain

a dumb fuck named arsenic, he’s so in love with this dude named gabe that it’s kinda gay

luci: oh that guys a real floridain

luca: yeah he is

by fagthatskindagay May 24, 2021