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stoke factor

the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.
sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!

literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!
by PSN_BIGTOTS January 10, 2012
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YouTube Factor

When you think your searches are way too original, specific, or obscure, only to search and find out 500,000 other people thought the same thing as you.
"I'll be lucky if I find this one right away. If it's out there, it'll only be one video with a view count of like 12... Wait... Never mind. 133,972 other people beat me to it. Wow. YouTube Factor hardcore."
by kasteman1.1 January 8, 2013
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piss-off factor

An object's component or quality that has the potential to annoy or anger a person viewing or using the object.
Web browser pop-up ads tend to have a very high piss-off factor.
by JRob November 18, 2005
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The Dickhead Factor

The act of forcing oneself to endure, without physical signs of discomfort, otherwise unbearably low temperatures by simply refusing to wear a jacket.

If one shows physical signs of discomfort whilst refusing to wear a jacket he or she will be subject to ridicule amongst his or her friends, e.g. being called a dickhead, therefore to avoid such ridicule the mind will force the body to cope with the cold.

For added incentive one can carry their jacket with them and still refuse to wear it. Carrying a jacket whilst being obviously cold makes the person attempting to exploit The Dickhead Factor appear even more foolish thus increasing the levels of ridicule they will have to endure and their incentive not to show discomfort.
Person A (wearing jacket):- Hey, aren't you cold out here? It's freezing!
Person B (not wearing jacket):- Nope, I'm fine.
Person A:- wow, you must be immune to cold or something.
Person C:- Don't fall for it, he's just exploiting The Dickhead Factor.
by White Fire December 2, 2010
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Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.
Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008
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dick factor

Dick Factor
A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)
by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008
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