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mac evangelist

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.
Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.
by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006
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Evangela

Goddess of Love, very sexual being, a flaming redhead or sometimes dark brown with a bubbly personality. not afraid to take on new tasks and meet new people. very laidback and easy to talk to. a great friend. Very unique, doesn't go with the crowd. likes to be pampered. Long term commitment is a must. is a peacekeeper. very exotic, easily pleased. very smart and quick witted. attractive inside and out
I think that im going Evangela today!
by vangiem23 February 3, 2010
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Sam Evans

As played by Chord Overstreet, Sam Evans is a character from the hit show 'Glee', Season 2. He is known for his rather large mouth, dubbed as 'trouty mouth', and his lemon-dyed blond hair. He is a dork, a sweetheart, and he cares about everyone. It is later revealed that his father lost his job, so he had been living in a motel room with his parents and his two little siblings. He worked as a pizza delivery boy, always making sure his siblings were well-fed and happy, as well as keeping up his grades, and most of all, keeping it a complete secret. On top of that, he is treated as an outsider--not in the school, but New Directions itself. He is treated poorly by his love interests, he is betrayed by the first friend he ever made, and is constantly teased about his mouth.

He was last seen smiling at Kurt and holding hands with Mercedes. Unfortunately, he will not be returning for Season 3.

His sexuality is heavily debated. Many believe that he was straight, merely because he dated girls, acted like a teenage boy, and denied the accusation of being gay by Quinn. Many believe he was gay because he was originally conceived that way.

Sam was a wonderful kid, who fed his siblings, who worked his ass off, who juggled school and work and dealt with New Directions' constant drama, he suffered through teasing, bullying, and betrayal, and through all of this, he never cried.

But the one time he did, it was because of kindness.
"Sam Evans is such a cutie."

"I love Sam Evans' abs!"

"Sam Evans is gay as fuck."

"Sam Evans is straight! What are you talking about?!"

"No, no, Sam Evans is gay. He's totally gay."
by bernrikastel August 23, 2011
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Evanescence

An amazing and amazingly underrated band. Sure, you probably know Bring Me to Life and My Immortal because of memes. But seriously, they have way better songs than that. If you already liked those two songs, you will love the rest of their music. Really, you won't regret it. At least check them out. Expand your music taste.
Person of non-specific gender #1: hey dude, what are you listening to?
Person of non-specific gender #2: Evanescence!
Person of non-specific gender #1: didn't they make that song Bring Me to Life or something?
Person of non-specific gender #2: Yeah, but they have better stuff. Listen to them.
by someoutcastloser September 7, 2018
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Evangeline

evangeline is an outgoing beautiful girl. she’s out of all the boys leagues,she can be a very bad girl but regret it after words. she can make anyone laugh. she has long black hair and beautiful brown eyes. she loves to dance. enjoys playing video games with her friends. she would make a great girlfriend or wife, she can steal your lover boy or girl she’s that sexy! once she’s in a relationship with you, you have to be careful beacuse a lot of boys will want to claim her, you’ll get very jealous when she talks to boys because she always tends to flirt on accident.everyone needs her in their life, because she is one stunning,funny, awesome girl you’ll ever meet.
1wow she’s so funny and great at video games! whats her name
guess
oh! evangeline

2. who are all thoes boys staring at ?
her name is obviously evangeline
by joelperez February 19, 2019
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Evanzzz

animal that like to lick human ass to survive.
"what an evanzzz"
by tongtongtong October 25, 2020
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Neon genesis evangelion

the best way to worsen your mental health and need therapy
person 1:hey did you watch Neon Genesis evangelion?
person 2: I want to kill myself
by Local Malakas December 2, 2021
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