Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023

Disarode

To throw a Dishwasher at a 6-month-old infant while piloting a plane

Dish-a-rode

I am going to disarode your child if you don't shut up

by moooony February 13, 2023

Disablementatistism

The act of disabling or powering off something permanently.

I swear to god, I will commit disablementatistism on that femboy later.

by Raythe3rd February 14, 2023

Disappointment

The feeling you have when you uncap a pen and it doesn’t turn into a sword.

Percy was never a disappointment to his friends.

by Kittycat5341 February 24, 2023

Disadose

A disadose is when you overdose on disappointment.

I’m experiencing a disadose because my friend was entrusted to watch my son, and chose to make out with him.

by Scawyyyy March 22, 2023