desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

big dick energy

Big Dick Energy is the energy exuded by someone who knows exactly what they have to offer, and doesn't need to prove a thing to anybody about it. A person with a big dick does not feel the need to tell people about it, nor do they display any need to overcompensate. People who shout their own praises certainly do not have big dick energy.

Coined by one of Ariana Grande's followers, in response to a comment where Grande alluded that her then-fiancé Pete Davidson had a 10-inch dick. This came soon after their engagement, when many were confused by Grande's interest in an everyday-dude like Davidson. The term big dick energy was a perfect explanation for this unexpected pairing, and it took the Internet by storm.

Big dick energy has come into use by many feminists who are looking for the same type of acceptance that cocky male fuck-boy types receive. Some girls just want to get dick and get paid, and why shouldn't this be okay? Although this is true and we support the elimination of the double standards displayed in gender inequality, this is not the proper usage of the term big dick energy.

Although there are some people who consider big dick energy to be associated with loud, boisterous, testosterone-fueled energy, some may consider this to be actually little dick energy, or a napoleon complex--- an intense need to overcompensate for the self-doubt that they feel internally. This is not to say that everyone who is loud and confident is overcompensating.

Friend 1: "That chick at the bar last night who was twerking and screaming at guys, telling them that she knew she was beautiful, and that she didn't need them to tell her, had some serious big dick energy."

Friend 2: "You think so? I thought that outgoing, confident dude in the corner, who was cracking jokes with a huge smile on his face all night, had some serious big dick energy. A lá Pete Davidson."

Friend 1: "To each their own."

by queeralex February 2, 2019

dick sauce

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.

"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"

by K September 8, 2003

dick poor

1.) A reference to the poor quality of something, usually a service or action, but can also be used as an adjective. Often used when peeved or angered.

2.) An economic condition where a person is too poor to buy even basic necessities. A person that is dick poor may resort to taking home extra ketchup packets, napkins, and salt and pepper from restaurants, and usually does not have adequate medical insurance coverage or own a car manufactured within the last 15 years.

1) I knew that guy sucked at painting when I hired him, but I was hoping he could at least paint the fence right. You still can see all the marks that were there before through the paint- that's a dick poor paint job by a dick poor painter.

2) I remember being dick poor back in college, drankin' half drank beers at parties and eatin' poor man's ramen (half a package of ramen) two meals a day.

by +bone March 27, 2008

Dick Cheney

1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.

And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.

by LinusUrgo June 20, 2008

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010