Cristiano ronaldo

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The goat is Cristiano Ronaldo

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Christhian

An amazing man who is super hot, smells great, is funny and hung like a stallion. Usually pisses people off with straightforwardness but same people come to their senese and realize he was right. Swoons ladies with his charisma and charm. Makes the fellas a little unconfortable because they all see what they are up against. A fantastic dancer and a sexual heathen, blessed with stamina and girth. Yes, he is that damm good. 10/10

I heard Christhian will be at the party… yeah we will definitely be going!

Christhian by Seramop November 23, 2021

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Cristian

A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.

Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.

Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.

Cristian by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022