nipple caps

Little woolly coverings for your nipples to keep them protected from winter's icy bite. They keep your nipples cozy and warm.

I seem to have lost my nipple caps. I cant go outside now because my nipples will catch frost bite.

by merkinpriest69 March 12, 2015

Kinky Capsicum

The sexual act of inserting a stuffed capsicum into a vagina, and having the partner eat it out before the burning sets in.

"Jennifer let me give her a Kinky Capsicum last night, but I wasn't quick enough so she had to go to the hospital."

by stalliom August 26, 2015

ice caps are melting

sexy guy pops up and you want to talk to him but you have nothing else to say

guy: "hey"
girl: "😍ice caps are melting "

by 1010jj May 30, 2016

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

Blackout Crabs

When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.

Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.

by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016

Kentucky Chapstick

When you cum into a candle and then use the resulting wax mixture as a lip balm.

Girl, your lips look cracked. You want some Kentucky Chapstick?

by edwardcopplepot January 8, 2017