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Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
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throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.
Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021
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CRap

If Korean Pop is KPop, then Chinese Rap is CRap. Crap. Change my mind.
Bro chinese rap is such crap...according to the ways of kpop at least
by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
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Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”
Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap
by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021
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Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out
The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap
by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021
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cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012
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Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 September 1, 2013
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