1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
by civic_90 April 20, 2009
One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
by wodiespodie May 19, 2016