Coffeegrinder

The act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling "Beans and Cornbread, i said Beans and Cornbread"

"I was practicing my coffeegrinders for jazz, and i tripped over a glass of lemonade"

by Matt Shaud April 25, 2003

Coffee

The perfect drink to late night diner runs. Can be easily killed and can taste like bath water when you add too many creamers. Some people show a high desire love for the drink.(see example)

Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"

by Molemon December 16, 2008

Cowboy Coffee

Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.

The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.

by A. Beaverhausen June 27, 2014

a little cream in your coffee

this is used to insult someone that pisses you off who has a white mom and a black dad and acts like theyre ghetto.

"Hey Aziza,you got a lil cream in your coffee!"

by hahahaha May 13, 2005

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

by jgreene777 November 5, 2008

coffee postal

extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the "Twinky defense."

1. Slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. Are you ADD or coffee postal?

by tenzen January 2, 2009