horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Shawn Corey carter

A rapper known as Jay z. He is a smart remarkable man with high knowledge. He may have big lips but that does not make him ugly😒 he is also a sports-agent with hella money he loves his wife and kids more than his life. He is also a legend of rap

Shawn Corey Carter is a great man

by Sanari July 11, 2018

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is an American singer, actress, songwriter, record producer, director, model, dancer, fashion designer, businesswoman and goddess. She has the biggest booty on Earth, is the second coming of Jesus and must be bowed down to. Everyday. Every hour. She is, well, Beyoncé.

Bow down bitch, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is here.

by nilesaint November 27, 2019

Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021

Carterville

A small town in Southern Illinois. Totally worth visiting. Everyone is close and knows everyone. It is pretty much the shit. :)

Boy: Yo girl where you live?
Girl: The best town in the US!!
Boy: Oh, you be talking about Carterville?
Girl: Yeah boy:)

by Sheba1995 December 14, 2010

Carte Blanche

A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.

Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.

by Rhody Furor October 25, 2008

Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.

Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.

by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011