Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.

Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.

by Get Wrekked August 9, 2019

CaptainMyron

The greatest Fortnite player ever

I wish I was as good as CaptainMyron

by CozyTheTeddyBear August 11, 2019

Captain crunch

Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.

Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *

by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019

Captain Steve 02

One sexy hot rod that is in no way gay or homo.

Dane: Hey, isn't that kid gay or something?
Sharbach: Of course not! He is Captain Steve 02!

by sujan is dumb December 18, 2019

Captain Quasar

The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.

“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.

by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020

Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.

Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!

by Kaymmm March 21, 2020