A fat kid who says the word bro a lot and thinks he’s just big boned and muscular. Typically plays sports, but acts lazy in doing so. Will push kids out of the way in the hall way to get to class. Often loves deep dish pizza and baked beans.
“Bro! I’m better than you!” Screamed Boast.
Some kid pushed me out of the way to get to class today, so he must be a Boast.
The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
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