1 definition by Patriot77🇺🇸
The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 4, 2020