A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.

Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

reverse vacuum cleaner by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011

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one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011

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Clam Clan

A party, meeting or gathering that is exclusively, or with a significant majority of, females.
The female equivalent of a sausage fest

She'd told me there was going to be some hot guys there but it turned out to be a complete clam clan.

Party on girls! Friday night, it's gonna be a Clam Clan so lets go crazy without the partners, k?

Clam Clan by Scribbles NZ January 6, 2009

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