buttercream

Otherwise known as "alopecia"
Buttercream is a word used to describe a man (or woman) who is 100% hairless (no scalp hair, eyebrows, facial hair, body hair, pubic hair, etc)

"Haha, check out that guy, not a single hair on his body, He's a total Buttercream."

by GonorrheaJoe April 15, 2008

lung butter

LUNG bu ter noun -term used for the discharge that comes out of one's lungs after a severe coughing spell while one has a respiratory infection. the color and texture are quite similar to butter.

Dude 1: "Holy Shit Man. That's one hellofa cough you have. You gonna be ok?
Dude 2: "Yea man, the shit I'm hackin' up looks just like lung butter."
Dude 1: "Fuck man. That's nasty shit."

by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006

Pickleberry Butternut

Describes a chill to the scrotum; often characterized by shrinkage in towards the body.

"It's so cold in here, I have a bad case of Pickleberry Butternut!"

by Truenash August 23, 2009

big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.

Big Butter Jesus

Sweet Creamy Jesus

by Lukis November 13, 2006

butterscotch jellybeans

this is what you tell kids that BJ stands for.

Kid "dad what does BJ stand for?"
Dad "it stands for butterscotch jellybeans"

by SwagXSwegx6969 May 14, 2014

Peanut Butter

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.

I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.

by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019