bunny bumping

The act of making out while you and the other person are pressed up against an object such as a wall, a car, or a friend and grinding into each other. See dry sex.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were bunny bumping against the washer and dryer last night"

by Ace Linnare July 14, 2008

bumpjob

When a guy's cock and a gal's pregnant belly (i.e. her bump) are rubbed against each other for his pleasure.

When Carl's wife was pregnant, she would sometimes give him a bumpjob as foreplay.

by balloonie-cat March 2, 2015

razor bumps

Pseudofolliculitis barbae is a medical term for persistent irritation caused by shaving. Its most common on the male face, but it can also happen on other parts of the body where hair is shaved or plucked, especially areas where hair is curly and the skin is sensitive, such as genital shaving

I got razor bumps on the back of my legs the last time i shaved them.

by nailingthedoorshut April 7, 2010

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

Sea Bumps

An alternative name for manatees, a.k.a. the speed bumps of the sea

"Ten points if you hit any sea bumps!"

"That's sick Ted."

"Yeah...I gues you're right...I've just not been the same since I got ill and turned that bunga bunga orgy into a scat fest...The horror. The horror."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Bumper

A rolled cigarette made using the leftover tobacco from other unfinished cigarettes.
Unlike other definitions here, this is actually used in the real world.
Australian origin.

Unemplyed guy 1: Fuck I'm outta ciggies cunt!

Unemployed guy 2: Shit, we'll have to roll a bumper.

by Dickhead Savant November 28, 2014

Bumper

(Verb) “To Bumper one’s crypto” - A boss move of absolute brilliance where a savvy crypto holder uses the Bumper protocol to shield their tokens from the unpredictable swings of downside volatility.

Derived from the innovative DeFi protocol, this action combines technological prowess with financial wizardry, offering a safety net in the roller-coaster world of cryptocurrencies.

“Dude, I just Bumpered my whole stash of ETH. I ain’t afraid of no bears…”

by Pope_of_defi July 3, 2023