Asian guy who hates his own race, his family, his culture, and especially himself.
He yearns for surgical treatments to change his eyelid shape, and uses dyes to change his skin and hair coloration. Blue eyed pupils and natural blond hair are widely desired, but futile in effort (Dr Mengele experimented with changing pupil coloration by injecting ink with fatal results).
His greatest dream is complete genetic modifcation, cleansing himself of his hereditary curse so that he
may produce more children embracing wonderous western customs.
Note that the banana (preferred over the less macho
Twinkie), would never touch or own anything
Asian. For it he had control of his well-earned
money (his family would often shake every cent out of him before he can spend it), he would buy domestic products: American made
Hummer H1, Ford/Dodge/
Chevy trucks (preferably Cummins/Duramax Diesel engine), and order rectangular
pizza over the phone, with the sauces and toppings arranged in a way that it resembles the American flag.
