Betty

A fat ass that will always be your friend. And has no boyfriend and is very single😏

Betty's such a Fat Ass. 😂

by Bets💙💁 April 6, 2018

Betty

expression used to explain the feeling of having a super dry mouth after smoking pot.
derivate from the Italian word "Betoniera" which stands for cement mixer.

Minchia raga c'ho una Betty!"

by nastyboi April 11, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 6, 2018

Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018

Betty

Betty is a pretty girl with big brows. Her eyebrows are goals, she’s a girl that’s beautiful with and without makeup. She has an amazing singing voice. She loves cigarettes and makeup. Don’t try to kiss her, she’s a lesbian. The girl of her dreams is Justin Bieber

Guy:DAMN who’s that girl with those brows?!!
Girl: That’s Betty spaghetti
Guy: I’m gonna ask her out.
Lesbian: good luck, but that big browedd girl is mine
Guy: Nibba

by Wakakakakakakajak October 10, 2018

Betty

Betty is a girl with big brows. All the boys love her. Too bad she’s a lesbian. She sings like an angel and loves makeup. She is independent and beautiful with and without makeup. Give her a eyeshadow palette and a cigarette and she’s yo gurl. She loves “fake love”, but she only shows real love. Her name is Betty, arms like spaghetti, makes the boys go sweaty.

Guy: who’s that girl with the brows?!!
Girl: That’s Betty
Guy;”: DAMN SHE HELLA FINE
Girl: *jealous*
Guy; I’m gonna ask her out
Lesbian: good luck Bitch, she’s mine

by Wakakakakakakajak October 10, 2018