bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

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Bergey

where the male gets a blowjob, urinates into the females mouth, where she then spits the urine back into the male's asshole

"Dude last night Amber gave me a Bergey!"

by nathanbergey October 9, 2008

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bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

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Berend

Berend is a cute, down-to-earth guy who's extremely cool. He is soft-spoken and kind and is always true to his word. He's a great listener and always knows how to make you laugh. He's also so fucking tall you can climb him like a tree. He's very much best friend material.

Rando: "Who is that?"

Rando 2: "Oh that's Berend, he's awesome, go talk to him!"

by oddloop November 6, 2021

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