White Asian

A type of Asian who looks down on Asians who act seriously Asian (peace signs, loves rice) and acts like a white person, types like a white person and hangs out with white people. Basically a term that can be used for Asian teeny boppers. White Asians are mostly popular and are most of the times bitches.

Not to be confused with people who are half asian/white.

-Asian on White Asian's profile-
1: wow..she has over 100 likes on her photo.
2: she's such a teeny bopper.
1: she already has a boyfriend.
2: she's in year 7.

by A fellow Asian who eats rice October 2, 2012

Sweaty Asian

a person from asia known as an asian who is very sweaty

Look at that sweaty asian

by somw guy March 5, 2009

Asian vagina

A vagina with an undeniably delicious taste. Mostly enjoyed by Caucasian males.

Asian girl: Everybody just loves my Asian vagina!

White guy: Hell yeah! I know I sure do!

by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017

Angry Asian

this occurs when someone is fucking an asian on a couch that is placed on the back of a F-150 pickup truck. as you get ready to finish you signal the driver to slow down and gently throw the asian off the truck. Although very hard to execute it provides you with optimal pleasure and laughter.
*note* make sure you are going slow enough to slightly injure the person,not kill them, we dont want anyone to die we just want to make them look like an asshole walking home naked with a few scratches and bruises.

Jeremy: hey Greg, last night i gave your mom an angry asian it was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen, she had to walk 6 blocks naked as a jay bird.

by starr1 June 21, 2007

Stop Asian Hate

A crocodile tears campaign by Asians to play the victim of being subject to hate crimes by an increasingly disenfranchised, improverished minority of white people as their online rights are curtailed by Asian financial magnates, their inability to own property due to overseas investments and the backlash that led to multiple murders.

The Stop Asian Hate campaign was to many white people believed to be fight for sracism against white but Jim knows that this was just Asian countries telling him to suck it up as he lives in a rented shoebox apartment and his ability to post his opinions online was censored.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Asian Monocle

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.

girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"

by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009

asian ryrics

A music ryric website that has r's instead l's on every word, from artist names to song titles to song ryrics. Rike instead of Linkin Park, it'd be Rinkin Park, instead of Limp Bizkit, it'd be Rimp Bizkit, instead of Lady Gaga, it'd be Rady Gaga, instead of Lil Wayne, it'd be Rir Wayne, & so on.

Asian ryrics to Rying from You by Rinkin Park:

When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I rook exactry rike what you had arways wanted to see
When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminar I am
Stearing second after second just cause I know I can but
I can't pretend this is the way it'rr stay I'm just
(trying to bend the truth)
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm

Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you is me)

I remember what they taught to me
Remember condescending tark of who I ought to be
Remember ristening to arr of that and this again
So I pretended up a person who was fittin' in
And now you think this person rearry is me and I'm
(Trying to bend the truth)
But the more I push the more I'm purring away 'cause I'm

Chorus:
(Rying my way from you)
No no turning back now
(I wanna be pushed aside so ret me go)
No no turning back now
(Ret me take back my rife, I'd rather be arr arone)
No turning back now
(Anywhere on my own cause I can see)
No no turning back now
(The very worst part of you)
(The very worst part of you is ME)

I can't put arr of the ryrics because the maximum character rimit is 1500.

by fathermucker303 August 28, 2013