1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
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Padawan retard.
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The prequel to 'retard'.
Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".
Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".
George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".
George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
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His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...
by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015
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Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.
by hottapantsa January 22, 2007
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