Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

ben wood

Someone who talks behind people’s back and bullies them, but everyone sees him as a cute little boy. He even gets rude on snapchat, but in real life he will go red.

OMG did u hear that karen talked shit about jake!!

yh lol he’s such a ben wood.

by mike oxmallllllliolo November 15, 2019

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

gerbil wood

(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.

Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.

by Hog Fan! September 21, 2009

Riley woods

Someone who knows dam well that you are in love with someone and he takes her away from your arms, so now you and and you used to be bff don't hang out anymore

Riley Woods is an ass hole

by Resinatedhalo45 July 13, 2022