Epitemisis's definitions

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

Nig

Used to call someone stupid or idiotic over video games.

That nig left his base open!

That stupid little nig lost the game for us.

by Epitemisis June 3, 2017