The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?

Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...

A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

by nigeshvar June 15, 2024

Playing the violin

Inserting the middle and ring finger into the vagina and massaging the g spot with rapid vigorous motion to guarantee a nice squirt squirt aka down syndrome of the vagina

I went over to my chicks house and was playing the violin until she squirted all over my face

by Nuttsack916 February 22, 2025

The contract was violated

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.

Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

sax and violins

That one musical instrument combination with a minimum age requirement to play, often implying a level of maturity needed to handle the complexities and nuances of the music. This phrase humorously highlights how certain instruments, like the saxophone and violin, are often associated with more advanced skill levels and the expectation of a certain age or experience.

When I tried to sign up for band class, they told me I had to be at least 18 years old to play the sax and violins—guess my dreams of being a child prodigy are on hold

by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025

video games cause violence

The new "vaccine causes autism" statement that first appeared right after Mortal Kombat controversy in 1992.

Ever since the Mortal Kombat uproar, the "video games cause violence" argument has been thrown around as casually as the "vaccine causes autism" myth.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025