brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

Nuts-To-Teeth

To make use out of something otherwise useless.

Billy had a genius Nuts-To-Teeth moment by making a splint out of wooden planks and paracord.

by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 26, 2023

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 4, 2023

baby bone treehouse

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools

“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”

by clitlick October 11, 2023

The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.

"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

Dinosaur with 500 teeth

Something your friend has asked you to search up during class. AKA, the dinosaur called the Nigersaurus. It’s name came from its country of origin, Niger, found in Africa.

boy: “dude, search up the dinosaur with 500 teeth!”
girl: “that joke isn’t funny you know, it’s not even bad..”
boy: “you’re boring as hell.”

by batteryacid_104 October 20, 2023