A psychological experiment that measures a child’s ability to delay gratification. In the original test, children are given a choice: eat one marshmallow immediately or wait a short time to receive two. The results are thought to predict future self-control, success, and decision-making abilities.
The original Marshmallow Test showed how well kids could resist temptation, which some believe is an indicator of their future success.
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Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
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in a shit test, you give someone an easy way to hate you, and a hard way to like you.
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.
an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")
aka: stress test, personality test
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.
an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")
aka: stress test, personality test
by milahu December 8, 2025
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“Julie tried to calling me out as a skank in front of all my friends, but luckily she failed the NSAPND test.”
this sentence could be shortened to “…but luckily NSAPND”
this sentence could be shortened to “…but luckily NSAPND”
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-Orgin- Penis is the head. From the head you get knowledge or receive knowledge. Knowledge is then used for grades. Hence, test grades.
-Orgin- Penis is the head. From the head you get knowledge or receive knowledge. Knowledge is then used for grades. Hence, test grades.
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Originally used when the phrase "See you later" was misunderstood.
Later it was used in place of See you later.
Originally used when the phrase "See you later" was misunderstood.
Later it was used in place of See you later.
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